Over the years there is no single thing more responsible for keeping the redneck population in check than fireworks. I’ll never forget the time Old John and I had a bottle rocket go right between our heads and hit his house back in the day, exploding with a roar and deafening me for a few days. He looked over at me and yelled “it’s just like Nam!” before we lit our roman candles and retaliated against our attackers – aka our drunken friends.
Try to keep all your fingers out there this weekend friends – and ask yourself every time “is this a good idea?”
I say we “REMOVE ALL safety labels” from things which should be evident when used incorrectly, and let nature run its course. There would be a lot of homes available in many parts of the US.