Everybody loves Florida Man. Poor guy just can’t get out of his own way. A quick google search gets you gem headlines such as:
God love him … but he’s met his match! Meet Florida Man’s arch nemesis – Ohio Woman!
Musings
Biscuit (Noun) : A person who is willfully ignorant and almost certainly incompetent
Moral of the story, “Don’t associate with women from Ohio., They’re known to be a sketchy lot.”
I learned in 7th grade (my Dad moved us there because of his job) that the whole state of Ohio is just not right in soo many ways. It was the worst two years of my life.