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Impeachment Part Deux

Well here we go again. Democrats who are inexplicably obsessed with the interloper who tore their worlds apart for the last four years are wasting your tax dollars again today on a “trial” to remove the President. Oh wait, he was already removed, his replacement is in office, and the constitution’s mechanism for removing a sitting President isn’t really needed.

Fuck that! Screamed Nancy Pelosi as she blasted full speed ahead and impeached the son of a bitch anyway. Why? Because she’s a spiteful, hateful bitch who is interested in nothing more than political gain and power. The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, who is supposed to preside over impeachment trials in the senate, has told them to forget it he ain’t going to do it. He knows it’s a joke and smartly is distancing the judicial branch as far away from this as he can.

Speaking of distancing himself from this debacle, Joe Biden remains completely silent on the matter. His press secretary was asked for the umpteenth time yesterday if the President felt that Trump should be convicted. Someone behind her reached up and pulled the little hook attached to a string in her back and her mouth recited the answer she’s continued to give over and over: President Biden is no longer a Senator.

So as I’m sure you’ve heard he has been impeached in the House for “inciting an insurrection.” How did he do such a thing you ask?

He said things to the gathered crowd at the capitol such as “All of us here today do not want to see our election victory stolen by bold and radical left Democrats, which is what they are doing, and stolen by the fake news media.” While no one can prove it there’s ample suspicion that he’s not wrong. Democrats have never once let just a little smoke stop them from crying FIRE! Can you say Russia Russia Russia?

He said: “We are going to fight, and we are going to fight like hell to stop the steal.” He said: “Our country has had enough. We will not take it anymore, and that is what this is all about.” Again he’s not at all wrong, more than seventy four million people agree with him completely.

He called out Republican lawmakers for their lack of guts and “fight.” He’s not wrong. Many Republicans cite this over and over as problem with the party – quite frankly Democrats are more willing to fight for it than Republicans are. They certainly aren’t above any dirty trick, or impeachment, or Russia Hoax, or whatever the hell it takes. Many wonder out loud why Republicans eat so much shit? Jeff Sessions recusing himself from the Russia special counsel situation is the ultimate example. He should have stood up, looked at Chuck Schumer and told him to go fuck himself. Republicans would have risen up and cried “finally!” if he had.

But lastly, and seemingly lost in the Fake News Media, is one of the last lines of his speech, where Trump told the assembled crowd to go the capitol and: “make your voices peacefully and patriotically heard.” Which of course was code for burn shit down and lop off a few heads (apparently).

You can make whatever you want of the words above. Clearly some knuckleheads who should and will be prosecuted took them in an over the top fashion. Have the Democrats ever said such things?

Never ones to show off their hypocrisy, the Fake News Media has done their best to conveniently forget what Joe Biden said about the sitting President of the United States. “They asked me would I like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.” No worries though, no Democrat could ever take such a statement one step too far, now would they?

It’s a shame we have to spend a moment even writing this piece for today because there’s zero chance he’ll be convicted and other than giving CNN and MSNBC a day to foam at the mouth this trial serves zero purpose except to further divide a country Joe Biden says he wants to unite.

If he had any nuts he would have rolled down to Nancy’s office a few weeks ago and told her to knock this shit off. But he didn’t. I predict It won’t be the last opportunity he misses either.

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