Biscuit (Noun) : A person who is willfully ignorant and almost certainly incompetent

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Biscuit of the Week!

It’s so hard to pick every week, particularly when it seems like we have so many politicians and celebrities lining up to be nominated each and every week.

This week though we’re going to give them a break and give the award to – (drum roll please) – Florida Man!

We actually had a few local gas stations run out of gas these past few days because people are in fact biscuits and went around hording gas. It cost one Florida man quite dearly.

Hoarding a bunch of gas in cans in your car is never a good idea. You might end up, as this Florida Hummer owner learned the hard way, with a very crispy ride.

According to CBS affiliate WABI, in Citrus County Fire Rescue was called out to the scene at a Homosassa, Florida, Texaco station yesterday morning. The Hummer owner had just filled four five-gallon cans’ worth of fuel and placed them in the back of the vehicle.

It’s not clear what started the fire, but when emergency crews arrived the SUV was already, as the kids say, fire. The vehicle was a total loss. Photos show it completely singed and missing the hood and windows. One fender sat forlornly on the ground nearby.

One injury was reported, but the individual refused to be taken to the hospital (shocking). The Florida Department of Environmental Protection was called in to handle the fuel cleanup.

Have a great weekend kids – and don’t be a biscuit!

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